Dumbass Needs Mechanical Arms

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Originally uploaded by joy and pain.

I burned the fuck out of my hand a few minutes ago. AHHHHHHHHH! I have an ice cream headache in the unburned portion (it's sitting on a ziplock full of ice) and the rest hurts when I take it off the ice, and pretty much when it's not numb.
How did this happen, you ask? Oh, you don't really have to ask, I do dumb stuff all the time...but in this instance...
I worked over 12 hours today and picked up dinner on the way home. The nice bartender/manager gave me someone else's order too because the people never picked it up. Sweet. Free food. So I gave it to my bosses and kept a cup of soup for me. DUMBASS. Dumb. Dumb. Dumb. Not only did I spill half of the rest of the stuff when getting it out of containers (there were like 5 of them...all the little sauces were packed separately...that's so dangerous for me. I need to keep all liquids except for booze away.), but I also spilled half the flimsy cup of soup all over me when getting it out of the microwave. OUGH. So when bad guys get hot liquids dumped on them in fight scenes, I now know why they scream like pansies. Although I think I grunted. Maybe twice. I also immediately looked down at my shirt that was covered in what looked like puke, but was really corn and crab chowder. Nice. All over my shaking hand, the counter, oven, microwave, floor, and my shirt.
So...doing laundry, frostbiting my arm/hand, and hating soup.
Don't ever take free food when it's offered to you!
But it was still a nice gesture...I just managed to Beattie it.