Ah, the Wonder of Digital Cameras

How great is it that my friend, O happened upon this sight in the slums of Arlington? How did God find out?
I am a bit shamed and that's where it ends. And now you all know.

I happened upon this landmark as a new comment on myspace, in front of my parents, who are visiting. It's not like I live in their house or anything. But I was in their trailer...in Maryland.
(But in their defense, it's awesome. The Double Tree Hotels make Suites RVs, who knew?) It is probably as big as my apartment, so I can't really make fun...
So when I'm done touching myself, I need to pray that God will keep the sin from my (Born again Christian) parents. So thanks, Omar. If they saw it, I'll just tell them it's from you and you are a heathen who doesn't know any better...and is going to hell.

So, anyone else see the really cool storm last night? Apparently the weather men think they're hilarious...a caption above the storm system was, "System of a Downpour." It was almost too much to handle.

The night proceeded with me watching a PG13 movie with my mom (I try to avoid anything that's not R or above for the thrill factor. Movies need nudity, gore, sex, violence, drugs, and death scenes to really do anything for me. But I try to keep that away from the parents.) However, In her Shoes, seemed like a bet for parents/daughter bonding...but it really pushed the line and I get squirmy. I used to run out for a preplanned trip to the bathroom or to make a phone call or get a drink, when I knew a sex scene was coming up in movies when with the parents. Can't really avoid that stuff when you're crammed in a room on wheels. In the rain. And I'm 26!

We later got into blood and guns (Yay) when flipped through basic cable and landed on Die Hard. You know how they're letting common curse words like, bitch, ass, and bastard, fly on tv? Apparently not "mother fucker." You can't bleep over Samuel L Jackson. It's just not right. He told Bruce Willis, courtesy of TNT most likely, "Not all black men know how to use a gun, you racist, melon picker." What? Way to let me down, basic cable.