why is it that it's possible to have a runny nose and a stuffed nose at the same time? i have major drippage and i go to blow it and i am fucking stuffed and end up blowing out my ears and now i can't hear anything and feel like i'm stuck in a tunnel.

i took too much cold medicine/headache stuff today and my head never got better, but i got the groggy effects of too much medicine and had cotton mouth really bad the 2nd day on the bar job. that's really great...me coming up to customers asking if they are ok, while being all chalky. i was forcing back images of "me, myself and irene" when jim carrey was at the cop shop all cottony.

i got hit on by a big black metro man today. i thought it'd be safe to talk to the metro guy and he ended up asking me where i was from, what my name was, etc. and gave me two passes to a night club in dc. apparently he moonlights as a bouncer. i hope this isn't the mystery man that i predicted i'd meet this week. if so i am so screwed...and not in a good way.

when i was all wasted with heine ho during the st. pats shamrock fest i came up with a list of questions i wanted to ask the boys that i never got around to, cause i have ADD and was wasted at the time....so i am going to post them on the blog and when the boys read them *if they spend more than 2 seconds on the site, that is* they should use the nifty comment button and answer...

1) As a guy, when you are in a porta potty, do you pee in the plastic urinal sticking out of the wall, or do you go in the toilet?

2) Are their really newspapers on the wall in the bathrooms above the urinals in most guy's bathrooms? Do you actually read the newspapers that are posted in the bathrooms?

there's probably more to come, but i just blew my nose and developed the annoying tunnel feeling and am giving up the blog. The ADD has taken over.