Arlington Resident Finds Himself Living in an Actual Shit Hole

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Originally uploaded by joy and pain.

I woke up this morning to Omar asking me if I just got done taking a big shit.
Um. Not unless I did it in my sleep and threw it downstairs. Turns out the septic tank like smell that wafted around our 3 level townhouse ended up being a couple days' worth of shit. FUN. That's a lot of crap if it saturated 3 levels of the house - we need to get Jason to eat fat people food and leave the fiber alone.
We all know about how every part of our house has actually been covered by shit or pee at one point or another. And I'm not talking about those drunken nights where we "forget" where our bathrooms are, I am talking about the Bandit. I can safely say this house (ok...well, the floor) has been cleaned more than all the houses I have ever lived in. EVER. I think it's safe to say we live in an actual shithole. No one knows that better than O when he became McGyver, (He found the source of our nasal discomfort, broke in, and rescued the crying toilet) a plumber, and a Merry Maid. He may have plunged and mopped the remains of 2 weeks worth of hard boiled eggs and all of the other crap our roommate eats...I am SO glad that I worked 11 hours and didn't have the day off...Sorry O, but thanks for taking one for the team.