Beattie Returns with Smelly Feet in all her Glory!

smelly feet
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I'm back, everyone's happy, and I brought smelly feet with me apparently. I am sick. I am hoping that is the only reason why I couldn't smell my offending feet during the evening, and not that I am so used to my odor that I can't tell that I stink.
I wore the same pair of wool socks all week in Wisconsin. They are my lucky socks. You NEVER take off lucky socks. Hence, my feet smell. I am going to continue wearing my lucky socks until I land my dream job, get laid, or win the lottery, whatever happens first. And since I am a Beattie, the chances of any of that stuff happening are pretty slim, so get used to my magnificent socks and the smell that goes with them.
I had a blast in cow country, I am glad I am back. I brought diseases (I'm sick!) and smells with me for all of you to enjoy.