Burritoville Dies

I landed a new gig at a pretty popular Irish joint in DC. Woooooooohooooooo. Goodbye burritos. Goodbye 14 hour shifts where I make no money. Goodbye and good ridence...is that how you spell ridence? If I am wrong, tell me, because I am losing everything I paid for in college.
I just had a great night out with my best friend, Sheila. Some random guy ended up talking to me and told me that I should loose the eyebrow ring because it takes away from my "beauty." I laughed at him and told him my mom said the same thing and that I don't believe her and I hardly ever wear the jewelry, but that when I do, I get comments that I wouldn't get if I wasn't wearing the eyebrow ring. I guess I'm a rebel, because nights like tonight make me want to wear it all the time.
With that said, hello eyebrow rings, goodbye burritos, hello cash flow. I am so happy.