Smallest Sib is Alls-Growed Up

Happy Birthday, Nen!!! How old are you now? 18? No, wait, 19! Well happy birthday. You are now experiencing the drag in between 18 and 21. You only have 2 more years to go until you can legally be seen with Doug and me. And nice job scoring that VW Golf! It is so much classier than the death box all boarded up with cardboard windows since the ghetto bastards in Wisconsin decided it was worth their time to break into a fucking Suzuki to get a JVC cd player. (My sister drove a 5wheel drive Suzuki Sidekick (!) that my dad bought her...) She liked it enough until she was cleaning it and saw a sticker in the door frame that said, "Caution! Vehicle has been known to flip over when taking turns at too fast a speed." She has been scared to drive around corners faster than 5 miles an hour after reading said sign. Then one fateful day in Milwaukee my sister came back to her car to find the back small (tiny) window busted out and her JVC cd player missing. What kind of bastards would do that??? Then our dad threw out the weather stripping that was set aside for the new window she was searching for and alas, Jenna was doomed for a cardboard window for about a year. Heh. Good job scoring a classy import, Nen. Driving in style. Too bad it's bright teal! Love you, Happy Birthday.