7-11 Sports Real Life Golly Green Giant

So I went to 7-11 last night to get some dinner after work. I was obviously there at the sketchy point of the evening when the only people there are ghetto or cops...or just getting off work (ME). Although it has been argued that I am ghetto...I almost fall over in astonishment when I get up to pay for my sandwhich and see that the cashier, "Dunn," is towering over me. I am short, almost as short as they come, but this guy is like a tree in comparison to me, the stump. I ask him how tall he is. He looks down at me and says, "7'4.'' I think my mouth dropped open. I felt as white and stupid as they come and I felt like asking if he played basketball. I resisted that urge and said instead, "Dude! You're over 2 feet taller than me, what do you think of that?" He just looked at me and gave me my change. I wonder if he is faced with a lot of short, stupid people asking him questions. Regardless, if anyone in the DC area is looking for another player on a basketball team of any sort, hit up your local 7-11s.