BLOODY KNEES


does anyone else have problems co-existing with gravity? i find that i am in a constant battle against the forces that be. i am forcing my body to stand perpendicular to the ground at all times and i lost this evening. not only do i fight the urge to fall, but drinks just make me a sloppy looser. well tonight i was walking down the street, minding my own business and i missed the side walk and bit it. i happened to be walking with my sister (WOOHOO, i am so excited she is visiting!) and she busted out laughing. i didn't completely bite it. actually i didn't fall at all. my knee slipped. my knee is the only thing that hit the pavement...so...is that technically a fall? hmmm. so i proceeded to hobble to the restaurant where i went upstairs to the bathroom and tried to wipe off my bloody knee. i felt like a little kid. my sister is 6 years younger than me and asked old ladies for a bandaid (FOR ME). there is something wrong in this picture. the whole fucking knee is bloody, and looks horrid, and i get handed the smallest bandaid in the world. it was sweet she got it; i wonder what the old lady that gave it to her was thinking. it was the size of the bandaid that nelly always wears on the side of his face. so i didn't put it on.
i could feel the blood dripping down my leg as we walked around the restaurant. and then my jeans stuck to the blood hole during dinner. fun stuff. i just got done cleaning it by the way. my knees are permanently scarred from all the falls i randomly take.
and now you all know about my struggle with standing upright.

ha. another funny thing that happened. my sister has more money than i do. :)
we had an awesome dinner and everything tasted great and she proceeded to come home and puke. :)
fun stuff. i'm now going to take my bloody knees and go to bed.