i am not google worthy

so, my sister had a good birthday as did v, at least it looked that way as i left the bar...
first topic of the night...i talked to my sister today and she had to work on her birthday. she turned 18 today and just got a job at a tanning salon. she better not start fake baking at the place...our family already looks weird, but we are fair skinned and were not meant to be orange. She has to clean up after all the prisses who are tanning and that makes me mad. I have had a lot of shit jobs since i turned 15, but i take it personally whenever my sister gets stuck doing a crap job for no money. i told her she needed to quit her baby sitting job when she only made $5 an hour and had to clean the kid's diapers...that's a shitload of money compared to what i made...but still, that's nothing for what she's doing for those people.
i told her to quit her old navy job based on the premise that she worked at old navy. i would go insane. although it was kind of cute seeing a 4'11'' tiny girl (my sister) walking around with a headset directing traffic and folding clothes.
she got paid jack to wait tables at baker's square (where she still works). this is a tiny bit more "upscale" than an IHOP...in wisconsin...where all the clientele is either too poor or too young to go to an establishment that serves liquor. based on the fact that you have old loosers with no cash and kids who spend hours drinking coffee and making messes, it's a worthless place to make money.
and now she is going to wipe down sweaty tanning booths for orange blonde freaks from wisconsin??? she's following in my footsteps of having gay jobs...

last night i dreamed that my friends were made of cheese. don't know what kind of cheese, but it was quite weird.
before i dreamed of cheese, i googled myself. i put my full name and also "joy's world." i am not on google, unless i am page 25 or over...but joy is a popular name for sluts...quite interesting. and joy's world is used so frequently i am thinking i need to change the name of my site. so...whoever reads this, if they can think of anything better, actually comment this time.

speaking of comments and web traffic on my spectacular site...i installed a web counter and am up to 37 people visiting my site! although...it's probably mainly from me checking to see if it's up and running...i'll take the number. that's pretty good. and the average length of time spent on the site is about 1 minute. given the length of my posts...they probably start reading and give up after 1 or 2 paragraphs. or are scanning for porn and don't see any and give up.

time to go, i have to bump up my visitors to about 50 or so and then go to bed, i am actually going to work early tomarrow...on the bright side of that, i'll have more time to visit my blog and increase the traffic flow.