after talking to my best friend, i have revised the order of my hate list:

Sine
Bob at Subway
Clydes
Carpool
Coyote Ugly


the list will be updated as people/places/things piss me off.

until then, here are the mind boggling things that happened to me today:

i got a dollar raise...

i made about $5 when it's all said and done with my taxes...and i am SOOOOO happy i don't owe money....phew!

i took my first shit at the office today. i normally run far far away where hopefully no one with notice me...i used 4 different sprays afterwards to mask my scent. i hope it worked.

i made some awesome margaritas tonight and got trashed on 2 of them...so did heine.
i used cuervo, fresh lime, lime juice, sour mix, and half of a real orange. mmmmm good.

you know the story that you should never go to the grocery store hungry because you'll end up buying lots of unhealthy stuff to eat? well...what about when you really want to drink? i came home with coke, sprite, oj, limes, lemon, lime juice, and sour mix.
i have half the mixers i need for a full bar...