put the straws in RIGHT, beyotch!

things i learned this weekend at ella's

*i have been putting napkins in their holders wrong!!!! oh no, what have people been thinking of me whenever they reach over to grasp hold onto this little 4x4 inch, 4 ply piece of perfection? i was restocking beer for my $3 an hour job when the manager calls me over to the other side of the bar and tells me i put the napkins in wrong.

i am SO glad he didn't fire me.

*i put too many stir sticks in the caddies. we need more big straws. (and fyi, did you ever think about how many hands touch an unwrapped straw???)

the only cool thing about "being put in my place" by the manager is that he literally blew coffee through his nose and mouth when trying to do a wine tasting in front of us and the entire bar.

i was smiling from ear to ear on the inside. after drenching the whole bar in coffee he proceeds to look at me and one of the servers and ask what WE did to his coffee.

i think i am going to quit soon...i hate being told what to do...especially if i am not making any money and it comes down to paper products.

this is becoming a bad habit of mine. i either bring bad luck to all forms of employment i take on or i only land shitty jobs...i am so glad i went to college.

with that said i am going to head out to school and talk to a career counselor...oooh what fun.