Here's my update, bitches

flipped_77: oops
flipped_77: hello here
flipped_77: the angle from my nighmare
flipped_77: fuckin' blink 182
joyjoydc was invited to view your webcam. [9:29:29 PM]
flipped_77: why do you have to be drunk to hang out with me?
flipped_77: bastard
joyjoydc: um.
joyjoydc: cause i like being drunk
flipped_77: haha
joyjoydc: TOO much going on
flipped_77: oh ok
flipped_77: what's goin' on
joyjoydc: i cant handle it and want a drink
joyjoydc: i am talking to two people and its too much
flipped_77: oh i thought you meant right at this moment.. with me
sending
vid and all
flipped_77: oh i was right
flipped_77: so do i look like a pedophile?
flipped_77: with the facial hair and all
joyjoydc: ah!
joyjoydc: too much going on, my comp cant handle it
flipped_77: i'm pretty when you're drunk
joyjoydc: it started freaking out and.
joyjoydc: wow, i almost said thank you
flipped_77: your comp can't handle deez
joyjoydc: i thought you said that i was pretty when you were drunkj
flipped_77: no.. i don't think you were ever drunk on cu
flipped_77: but you're pretty when you're sober
joyjoydc: um. no i wasnt
joyjoydc: ooooh
joyjoydc: you are drinkin shit water
joyjoydc: fyi
flipped_77: no
flipped_77: it's not
joyjoydc: YEAH
joyjoydc: it is
flipped_77: Evian is
joyjoydc: NO
flipped_77: yeah that shit tastes bad
joyjoydc: you look hispanic
joyjoydc: ?flipped_77: well duh, i'm half columbian
joyjoydc: ?
joyjoydc: huh>
flipped_77: I'm half Columbian, half Flip
joyjoydc: i thought you were asian
joyjoydc: i am so kiddin, you jack ass
joyjoydc: i know
joyjoydc: my head is spinning
flipped_77: well i dont think "Asian" is the group i have to circle now
in
scantrons.. I think it's "Pacific Islander".
joyjoydc: i think i a going to g dirnk
flipped_77: haha to cure the spins
flipped_77: ?
joyjoydc: um. im not spelling wron
joyjoydc: g
joyjoydc: it's my comp
flipped_77: hahaha
joyjoydc: it keeps freezing and the words dont come together
flipped_77: sure it is.. yeah you SHOULD save this.. it's brilliant
flipped_77: i'm going to smoke while you go and drink hows that?
joyjoydc: save what?
joyjoydc: oh for my blog
joyjoydc: yeah
flipped_77: cuz i need to get a corona anyway
joyjoydc: dammit
joyjoydc: you get your piss water
flipped_77: no
flipped_77: corona
joyjoydc: and i'll concoct a great
joyjoydc: drink
flipped_77: ok
joyjoydc: and we'll compare
flipped_77: concock and shit
joyjoydc: you are half spaniard so go for it
joyjoydc: oh wait. mexicano
flipped_77: haha i don't know what my ethnicity has to do with me
smoking
pot
joyjoydc: i cant find the x key
flipped_77: you did
joyjoydc: i know
joyjoydc: i had to delete the v key
flipped_77: so you're lying
flipped_77: haha
joyjoydc: first
joyjoydc: u suck
joyjoydc: i have corona down stairs too
flipped_77: only on nipples
flipped_77: oh.. and female ones
joyjoydc: i have nipples. huh?
joyjoydc: hahahaha. i just read the "U suck"
joyjoydc: part.
flipped_77: yeah, which reminds me.. does the jewelry get in the way?
joyjoydc: um. i only have one now
joyjoydc: i like it
flipped_77: i don't know how big they are
flipped_77: oh
flipped_77: you lost a nipple??
joyjoydc: i wish i had two
flipped_77: me too
joyjoydc: i just saw your face (it was aweful)
joyjoydc: my nipples dont look that bad
flipped_77: that would be freaky humpin' a chick with 1 nipple
joyjoydc: freaky for one, not for three?
flipped_77: then again it would be easier for which one to suck on
flipped_77: choosing i mean
joyjoydc: how weirded out would you be, if you pierced nips and someone
came
in and wanted the third one done.
joyjoydc: and that was all?
flipped_77: shit.. go drink
flipped_77: i'm going to smoke
joyjoydc: or if someone had two and wanted a disct on the third?
flipped_77: OH
flipped_77: before you get too drunk
joyjoydc: u bored already?
flipped_77: i need to send you something
joyjoydc: what?
flipped_77: the reason i messaged you..i didn't know if i had sent my
tattoo
design to you yet
flipped_77: i don't think you'll like it though
joyjoydc: hmmmm. we should just call each other first
joyjoydc: you can drink
flipped_77: it's pretty abstract
joyjoydc: andi can smoke
joyjoydc: and talk
flipped_77: hold up
flipped_77: lemme smoke cuz i have to do it outside and my phone
doesn't
have good signal out there
joyjoydc: ;AHAHAHHAH.
joyjoydc: wait
flipped_77: shh
flipped_77: what
joyjoydc: i just got a messagejoyjoydc: from yahoo
flipped_77: was it me?
flipped_77: what'd i say?
joyjoydc: it sai i cant send 3 messages every SECOND
flipped_77: hahaha
joyjoydc: and i have to wait a minute for itto send
joyjoydc: ahahahaha
joyjoydc: ok, go smoke
joyjoydc: i am going to try to send 5 messages in a sec an see
whathappes
joyjoydc: s
joyjoydc: f
joyjoydc: d
joyjoydc: d
joyjoydc: d
joyjoydc: did it again
flipped_77: haha wtf joy
joyjoydc: ?
joyjoydc: ok
joyjoydc: going to drin know
flipped_77: weird.. i didn't know there were limitations on text
messaging
flipped_77: ok going to smoke
joyjoydc: do it to me
flipped_77: ps.. i sent you the tattoo design
joyjoydc: keep hittin enter
flipped_77: hahaha
flipped_77: ok
flipped_77: ok
joyjoydc: howd you send the design?
flipped_77: ok
flipped_77: ok
flipped_77: ok
flipped_77: ok
flipped_77: ok
flipped_77: ok
flipped_77: ok
flipped_77: ok
flipped_77: nope
flipped_77: it's just you gurl
joyjoydc: weird. how come it happens to me
joyjoydc: i tried to save it
flipped_77: i dunno.. i'm smoking.. brb
flipped_77: check your email
flipped_77: this one
flipped_77: joyjoydc@yahoo.com
joyjoydc: um. unless you set that up for me...it doesnt exist
joyjoydc: but i'm sure they'll LOVE it. going to drink. be right back
flipped_77: what
flipped_77: joy that's the name you're online with now
joyjoydc: and?
flipped_77: joyjoydc
joyjoydc: ?
joyjoydc: joyluv79@yahoo.com
flipped_77: so you should be able to receive the email
flipped_77: arg
flipped_77: ok
joyjoydc: ARG
flipped_77: well at least it's still the name i gave you
flipped_77: you're so sweet
joyjoydc: i know
joyjoydc: i think about it when i see the stupid "joy castanza" name on
some
of the messages i get
joyjoydc: i'm like that's so gay. and then i'm like. awe...flipper
joyjoydc: ?
joyjoydc: fuckit. need a drik
flipped_77: pl
flipped_77: ok
flipped_77: haha
flipped_77: brb
flipped_77: hi
flipped_77: did it work?
joyjoydc: ough
joyjoydc: i cant checkemail and type
joyjoydc: and drink
joyjoydc: at the same time
joyjoydc: eeeeew
flipped_77: haha shhh
flipped_77: nuttin' wrong with dis shit
joyjoydc: what did i say it out loud
flipped_77: the eewW?
flipped_77: yeah
flipped_77: you had to type it joy
joyjoydc: EEEEEEEEQ
flipped_77: how does that slip
joyjoydc: Q
joyjoydc: fuck
flipped_77: hshs
joyjoydc: WWWWWW
flipped_77: ops
flipped_77: great.. a couple of geniuses at the keyboard here
flipped_77: neither one of us can fuckin' type
joyjoydc: huh?
joyjoydc: ?
flipped_77: hot in cali
joyjoydc: i am going home on sat
flipped_77: hold on
joyjoydc: i cant wait
joyjoydc: hold onto what
flipped_77: i dunno but i just opened the windorw
joyjoydc: mmmk
flipped_77: so what did you make
flipped_77: i made a corona
joyjoydc: i fought with my boss today on email
joyjoydc: so you pissed>
joyjoydc: ?
joyjoydc: i made a sam adams
flipped_77: haha
joyjoydc: i had the choice of corona
joyjoydc: or miller light
joyjoydc: or sam
flipped_77: is it cuz you're white?
joyjoydc: or yeingling
joyjoydc: or guinness
joyjoydc: or rolling
joyjoydc: or
joyjoydc: ir
joyjoydc: or
joyjoydc: liquor
flipped_77: we have Rolling Rock here too.. but it's not mine
flipped_77: it's my roommate's
flipped_77: it feels like my face is greasy
joyjoydc: well. i have been drinking coronona a lot lately. but i got
food
poisoning really bad 2 weeks ago and i had corona with my food
joyjoydc: so....i cant drink it
joyjoydc: we share everything here
joyjoydc: but each other
joyjoydc: i didnt buy this sam
flipped_77: hahaha
joyjoydc: but i'll fucking drink it
flipped_77: you're still pretty funny
flipped_77: i'm glad to hear it
joyjoydc: as opposed to when?
joyjoydc: i am ALWAYS
joyjoydc: funny
flipped_77: well you never lost your humor appeal
flipped_77: that's why we got/get along so well
joyjoydc: i went out with my best friend tonight (cause she's sad i'll
be
gone a week)
joyjoydc: and i was all surprised, it felt like a date
joyjoydc: and i went out and we got a glass of wine
joyjoydc: and then sat down to dinner. the dude asked for my id (we had
a
glass of wine in front of us)
joyjoydc: i fucking didnt have it
joyjoydc: i felt SO underage
flipped_77: haha
joyjoydc: it was hilarious
joyjoydc: he gave us the bottle anyway
flipped_77: not to me he wouldn't
joyjoydc: so you have. ough. sam sucks
joyjoydc: you have never had grand marnier
joyjoydc: ?
flipped_77: no i dont even know what that is
joyjoydc: i flashed him a boobie
joyjoydc: only one
flipped_77: mus be an east coast thing
flipped_77: what?
flipped_77: who?
joyjoydc: huh?
joyjoydc: want to hear sometihng funy
flipped_77: who did you flash a boobie
joyjoydc: so
flipped_77: what?
flipped_77: you lost me
joyjoydc: my mom always yelled at us growing up about leaving empty
toilet
paper rolls on the spindle wht the fuck you call it thing in the wall
on the
bathroom
joyjoydc: right
joyjoydc: and so i am in the bathroom at the rest. and the toilet paper
holder has a carton
joyjoydc: FUCKING LOOK AT ME WHN I AM TALKING TO YOU
flipped_77: hahaha
joyjoydc: ASSHOLE
flipped_77: wtf
joyjoydc: and
joyjoydc: i am like. gee. there is no tp on this holder
joyjoydc: and i refill it
joyjoydc: i WONT refill it at home
joyjoydc: or at MY home
joyjoydc: but do it at a rest. i wont be back to in months
joyjoydc: um. i am so alone
joyjoydc: except for sam
joyjoydc: dude, cheech, you there?
flipped_77: check your email
joyjoydc: i did, i got some jack shit
joyjoydc: from aol
joyjoydc: princess