i spend all day on my knees

How is it possible to feel hungry and have your stomach growl constantly and then all of a sudden upchuck the 4 beers you had the night before? I don't get it. AND I've been up randomly for like 3 hours. I showered...called in after and told Ella's I had food poisoning...and got out of the shift. Went back to bed and got 2 phone calls from people that actually called to talk to me. Damnit. So after geting off the phone with my Mom I had the incredible urge to ralph. But I'm not a puker by nature, and found it weird since my stomach was growling at the same time. But the smart girl I am, I got up and went to the bathroom and exploded my Coronas into the flusher. EEEEEWWWWWW. I don't want to drink Corona ANYTIME soon. I guess I learned my lesson on that one.
And my stomach is still growling. What gives?