Burrito Hating Klutz Foresees Bar Opportunities on the Horizon

Ough. I totally bit it today at work. I was all ready to close up shop, really early cause I am awesome at my job...and I sling open the door to our hallway and fwooop, on my ass. This dude from Mongolia (who's really cool as far as I'm concerned, but the other managers wanted to fire, I told them no) was mopping the floor, but wasn't squeezing out the mop, so it was like a fucking slip and slide. Wow. I was contemplating staying on the ground for awhile too. Anyway so my ass was all wet (it was only the diswasher, the water slinger, and me, so no one saw my wet ass. But dude I'm in for a bruising.
Total # of wipeouts at CT: 2
Although I almost break my neck like 5 times a day, this body was NOT made for walking apparently.
With that said, I saw this girl that I bartended for when I was at the Irish hell hole known as Sine. This was a really cool chick and I remember clicking with her and her boyfriend, who manages a nice restaurant/bar in Alexandria. They said they wanted to hire me, but were fully staffed, and well what do you know, a year later they desperately need bartenders and I am very much sick of beans and rice. I'm not sure what I should do at this point as I don't want a piss poor resume management wise, but man, I am thinking I should seriously consider getting back into the bartending game that I miss (a helluva lot).

I got the new Chuck Palahniuk book, Stranger than Fiction, and it's not all that funny...I never thought I'd say I was disappointed, but damn.