Is Brangelina Offspring the Devil?

So...I try to keep up with current events, as you may or may not know. While reading various articles on CNN's website, I come across an article about Brad and Angelina's new baby. Very exciting. In said article, I gaped at the following,

"In a sign of media fascination with the pair, "New York" magazine recently said the baby was the most anticipated since Jesus and would be more newsworthy than the recent birth of a daughter to Hollywood stars Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes."


WHAT?!?!

Give me a break. I'm sorry, but Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' new baby is much more important. C'mon. Can these events even compare?

And the comparison to Jesus...NY Magazine must have some badass sources and references. I can only imagine how many people must have anticipated the birth of Jesus and left those stats on stone tablets for such reputable media outlets to use in 2006. If Brangelina's new baby is second to Jesus, does that make her the antichrist? Can the antichrist have a vagina? That'd be pretty cool.

You may also be interested to know that in my attempts to find cartoon pictures of the antichrist, I got more hits for George W. than anything else. Maybe the antichrist doesn't have a vagina.