Little Miss Smiley Fights the Good Fight for Burrito Lovers Everywhere

One of my biggest pet peeves is being told to smile. I wish I had a gun (and a bullet) for everyone that fucking told me to smile. It blows. If I feel the urge to crack a wide grin I do it, I don't hold back and wait for someone to remind me. This ass at work keeps telling me to smile and asking me why I don't smile and I have been blowing him off, but today I had it. I cracked and finally gave up with the smart answers, "I'm smiling on the inside," "I am missing that muscle in my fucking face," "I had a stroke and now have a perma-frown." Instead, I told him to fuck off...:)
That put a smile on my face. Assholes.

For all of you that have the itch to learn how to bartend, but don't want to fork out the money for a retard class and don't want to get a job slinging the booze, this is worth checking out.

I thought this dude was hot that came in today, I have seen him in before. He is a tall white dude with scruff that is always wearing scrubs and comes in with a bunch of older ladies (co-workers). I think he works at the hospital down the street. I was talking with the ladies behind the line about how hot he was and one of the chicks, Mucha, (hah) said he is really nice, and comes in every day (this however, kind of makes him a looser, but then again HE doesn't work there. He works at a hospital and I am going to pretend he does something really great there...like surgery or something.

HOLY SHIT...Days of our Lives is getting intense! Bo Brady is gonna DIE. So cool...he's been turning into a really pompous asshole.

Ok, back to the hot guy. So we were all watching him eat his taco salad and he came over to the line and one of girls started talking him up. She asked if he had a girlfriend and he sighed and said there was a long story behind that one, but that he's single (OOOOH baggage), she didn't want to pry, so she pointed at me and said that someone here has a crush on him... *oooooh* and HE said, "Well, then I guess I'm going to have to start going to her store!" And I was all, "kkkheeeeheee heee." But we never talked....We'll see, if he truly loves me, he'll make the commute. He can stuff my burrito any day.