Mr. Toad's Wild Road Takes a Detour
Oh my god. So I was just checking out my blog and the blogger banners up top advertise Mexican restaurants and an ad for Taco Bell.
Fuckers. I think it's grand that we all get marketed to in every aspect of our living, but fucking-a, this one is just wrong.
I'd rather get the gas ex ads delivered my way, than the fucking Mexican patrol.
With that said, everything else in my life can be summed up to one word: monotony.
I work too much and settled for too little, eating one free burrito a day has lost its appeal to me. I want bigger and better things.
I met a guy last week. He was hot. He asked me if we could have lunch and never showed. I find that my professional life is cramping my personal life. =) Maybe he couldn't handle the fact that I am truly devoted to my craft.
My parents are living by the double standard and proving that raising kids and making decisions is a pain in the ass, further helping me realize that my decision to not have any is definitely a good one.
I finally got the brakes fixed in my car. WOOOHOO. I feel like I stepped into another world as I got them done in Annandale, of all places. I am definitely old, since I waltzed in the shop at 11 AM. (AM!!!) On my day off! I sat on my ass watching Jerry Springer and then Maury, reading the Penny Saver ads as I am a dumb ass and didn't bring my own reading material. It's amazing how many hos sleep around and then accuse men that they are their babies' daddies. This lady and I got into one part of the show and were comparing noses and ears with the babies and their fathers only to be let down when it was announced that the mom was a whore and the kid would remain a bastard.
All of this hooplah for a free trip to the studios where they can humiliate themselves. And I thought I was pathetic.
I have moved up the ranks from prep person, to grill master, to quesadilla champ, to professional hot putter-onner, to cold stuffer, to expo perfectionist, and this week I will amaze the crowds with my skills as a cashier (if I learn to count by Wed). I have 2 weeks, officially in my training, but will most likely remain in butt-munching Olney until the store in Arlington is complete. They are molesting the ass out of the parking lot behind the Four Courts, by the way. There are more pot holes in the ground than ever and it's a psuedo offroading experience I recommend.
That is all. I have been out of commission drinking wise for about 3 weeks. I can't hold my booze any more and it's a little bit humiliating. I have a 3 drink max at this point, even though I never go out. I am bored with updating. Anything big going on this week? I need some excitement that doesn't involve tacos and burritos.
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