86 Teenage Angst

I am so glad I'm old. I can totally see my parents happily packing my belongings and sending me off to "get the flu shot."

"Mom...so, how come we're on the highway and crossing state lines?"

"It's a "special flu shot" Joy. Really. You'll see."

"Why is all my stuff in the back seat, Mom?"

"To make the trip more fun, silly. Now be quiet."

So...Was the entire state of Nebraska looking for fry cooks at their local Burger Kings? WTF?

"Please don't bring your teenager to Nebraska," Gov. Dave Heineman told CNN. "Think of what you are saying. You are saying you no longer support them. You no longer love them."

(No shit!)

"Five of the abandoned children were brought to Nebraska from out of state. Parents have traveled into Nebraska from Michigan, Indiana, Iowa, Florida and Georgia. Tysheema Brown drove from Georgia to leave her teenage son at an Omaha hospital.

"Do not judge me as a parent. I love my son and my son knows that," Brown said."

Very nice quote Ms. Brown. Classy.

I guess kids really do have to zip their lips and not talk back. Have fun growing up everyone. I can see the threat to the hospital coming in handy myself, actually...don't judge me.