I *heart* Keith Richards
Not only is Keith Richards cool for being Keith Richards...he snorted his dad...Wow.
"He was cremated, and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared," he said. "... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."
So, you know what that means, kids: if you want to be cool...make sure you go that extra step to show your parents how much you love them.
